They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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