their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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