She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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