none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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