no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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