How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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