she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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