There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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