She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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