She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you had me at cake vodka
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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