apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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