Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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