Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.