weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Your penis caused this!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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