what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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