he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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