i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He did a backflip because drugs
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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