party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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