It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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