I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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