she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
