bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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