i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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