I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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