Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I enjoy the company of your penis
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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