She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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