It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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