i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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