my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there was a trapeze. enough said
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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