why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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