her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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