Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
bring money and cleavage
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
