i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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