Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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