Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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