so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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