So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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