He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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