I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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