I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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