I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He did a backflip because drugs
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