That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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