Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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