If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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