please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
only you would photoshop your dick
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
