Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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