butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
God, I missed his penis.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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