what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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