the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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