Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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