does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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