The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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