and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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