Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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